It’s a conspiracy I tell you!

“I just want to say to fans in every corner of the Earth, every nationality, every race, every language, I love you from the bottom of my heart,” Jackson said toward the end of the hourlong interview broadcast live on the Internet.

“I would love your prayers and your goodwill, and please be patient and be with me and believe in me because I am completely, completely innocent. But please know a lot of conspiracy is going on as we speak,” he said.

Following these statements, the so-called King of Pop invited all fans to send their children to Neverland for one giant sleepover. Jackson never learns nor can ever realize just how strange it is for a grown man to want to share his bed with children.