The Badr Brigades, a radical Islamic group, claims they are holding a CIA agent hostage in Europe. There’s more to this story though, but the excerpt should suffice.

The group’s communique is stamped with the its emblem and signed by its chief, Abu Musab al-Ghamidi, a militant previously unknown to terrorism experts. The most interesting feature of the message is the information that its alleged kidnapping of the “spy” occurred in Europe.

To back up the Badr Brigades’ claims, a video has also been posted to the various Islamic websites, showing a man with European features holding a passport with a banner carrying Islamic slogans on it behind him. One man is pointing a gun to his head. However, many people who have watched the video believe it is a fake.

According to several anti-terrorism experts, the American hostage is actually a doll.

There we go again. Terrorists are resorting to holding dolls as hostages. As long as GI Joe isn’t taken hostage, I’m fine with the massacre of Ken and Barbie.

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