Usually I stay far, far away from these “gossip” columnists on various news sites. But the NY Post’s Page Six brings us today’s “Quote of the Day”. Granted, President Bush supposedly told Kinky Friedman who then suposedly told Penn Jillette this, so take it for what it’s worth. Funny though:

“George W. Bush tells dirty jokes. And Kinky Friedman tells them to me. They’re never any good, but they’re dirty. Kinky told me that Bush’s favorite one lately was about golf.

“[Bush] said, ‘The only time I ever hit two good balls is when I step on a rake.’”