Just over two years after a suicide bomber killed former Lebanese Prime Minister Rufik Harir, a UN investigation into the events has finally come to at least one conclusion. The UN finds the bomber “grew up in a polluted city.” It took two years to take a tissue sample and find that out.

Thanks! Thanks for everything and everyone at the crack staff of the United Nations. They’re now that much closer to finding out of Bashar Assad’s fingerprints are on the murder, but that will be found out in the next ten years or thirty.

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