I’m all for exploring ways to reduce or punish women for their poisonous ways in which they force men to turn into sex-starved zombies.  I mean it’s about time, right?  In this case, Iran has it right.

First Iran has decided to segregate Internet cafes, and who can blame them?  It’s damn hard to catch up on the latest sports gossip when women wearing those super sexy burqas are in there doing whatever it is they do.

Owners of trendy internet cafes, as well as bars and restaurants popular with young Iranians have received a letter signed by national police authorities in which new measures are announced to enforce “the country’s moral health.” “Public places will not be allowed to use dark windows anymore or curtains which make it impossible to view from the outside what is going on inside,” said the letter, which states in particular that men and women must not be allowed inside internet cafes together but in separate days or schedules “to avoid unpleasant promiscuity.”

Kudos to Iran for finally trying to solve the issue.

The second measure taken by Iran is pure genious.  It’s one thing to know that your favorite Internet cafe won’t be infested with women trying to tempt men, but what about on your way to the Internet cafe on ‘Man’s Day’?  Thankfully, there’s also a solution.

Iran is to start manufacturing “Islamic bicycles” for women that conceals their figure, the government newspaper Iran reported on Thursday.

“This bike has a cabin which conceals half of the cyclist’s body,” the newspaper said. Elaheh Sofali, an architect of the project, told Iran it would encourage women’s sports in the Islamic republic.

Isn’t that what a burqa does?  If it doesn’t, what exactly is the purpose of forcing Iranian women to wear ‘Islamic dress’ in public?

Obviously my tone above is in jest, but it is ironic that in Iraq there seems to be concern over the female seductress by curbing their attire, behavior, transport and even when they can visit a certain business while the Iranian regime has essentially said women are a sub-species of mankind.  Doesn’t doing everything to curb women scream out that men are the weaker sex of the two?